Pepper I-don’t-know-anything Potts
lol clearly when you tell tony anything you’re actually telling tony-and-pepper the entity.
lbr there was an immediate PEPPER LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SECRET TASK FORCE PEPPER
and Phil’s like “eh, we know Stark can’t tie the shoelaces on his own platform sneakers without you, it’s fine”
there was probably an entire subsection on Natasha’s report about it, lbr.
"It is absolutely certain that Stark will share every detail of this information, no matter how classified or minute, with Pepper Potts. This does not constitute a problem, as Potts is more qualified for any SHIELD work than Stark (see attached evaluation, where she scores above average marks in intelligence, trustworthiness, and quality of work product). Unfortunately any recruitment of Potts would be rejected, as her loyalty to Stark is unparalleled. Which, once again, makes her eminently qualified for recruitment. Recommend preemptively clearing Potts for any classified data we give Stark."
Additional handwritten sticky note attached to this page: “Phil: are we sure we’re not reopening the super soldier project? Just asking for a friend.”
I am entirely convinced that Pepper has a higher SHIELD clearance than Tony does. She knows Phil is alive and they exchange text messages during boring meetings,
Friendly Reminder that Maria Hill now works for her.
Can you imagine the amount of official secrets that can leak during tea breaks?
But! But but but!
Sam DOES follow, just not right away. Sam lives a long, prosperous, ridiculously happy life in Hobbiton with Rosie, with whom he has many children. He was mayor of Hobbiton SEVEN times until he retired at age 96, oversaw the establishment of the Shire as its own independent land, and was personally given the Star of the Dunedain by King Elessar as a gesture of friendship and love. But when Rosie passed away on Mid-Year’s day, Sam rode out from Bag End on September 22nd for the last time and finally followed Frodo to Valinor as the third and last Ringbearer to do so at the grand old age of 104.
He did exactly as Frodo asked him to. He was whole, and happy, and he enjoyed and did more than he could have ever imagined when he was a humble gardener listening in for tales of the Elves. And when he had lived out his life in peace and absolute happiness he earned his reward and followed Frodo home.
the most bro love ever, excuse me while i police up my manly tears
James Lopez, a veteran Disney animator (The Lion King, Pocahontas, Paperman), is currently trying to raise money for his traditionally animated project Hullabaloo. Hullabaloo is a steampunk short film which Lopez is hoping will help save the cause of 2D animation, and possibly lead to a TV series or film. So, if you’re interested in badass steampunk ladies or traditional animation, may I recommend you give a dollar or two. Hullabaloo's IndieGogo page is over here, visit to donate and learn more! And I’ll conclude with the plot:Hullabaloo is the story of Veronica Daring, a brilliant young scientist who returns home from an elite finishing school to find her father—the eccentric inventor Jonathan Daring—missing without a trace! The only clue left behind points Veronica toward Daring Adventures, an abandoned amusement park used by her father to test his fantastical steam-powered inventions. There she discovers a strange girl named Jules, a fellow inventor who agrees to help Veronica in locating her missing father and discovering the secrets of his work.
Together, Veronica and Jules learn that Jonathan Daring has been kidnapped by a mysterious group of influential persons, who seek to use his latest invention for nefarious purposes. These villains are wealthy and influential and neither Veronica nor Jules can stop them openly. But determined to save her father and holding true to the family creed that technology should be used for the good of all, not the greed of some, Veronica assumes the secret identity of “Hullabaloo”, a goggled crusader who uses wits and science to combat evil and oppose the nefarious conspiracy that has taken her father.
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur
Item 150 - VIDEO. Tweed Porn. Let’s see it with an appropriate porn sound track played on a lone kazoo. (No nudity required.)
MST3K lama joke
This is the funniest MST3K skit ever,
This kills me every time.
Let me tell you how fucking awesome these guys are. I had my Seb pic first, and as soon as I came in, he looks me up and down and says “WOW!” Then, he squints at me, points, and says, “RUCHI!” Then he grabs my hand as I say, “Oh my god you are so great at names!” He said, “That’s amazing!” about my costume, and was STILL holding my hands when I asked him to do a sassy Bollywood pose. Like on the cover of a DVD. In retrospect, I should’ve expected to get something like this, lol. But he was so game, he was like “Okay, I’m gonna look really intense.” Lmao. Then as in was leaving he grabbed my hands again and said, “Nice to see you again, I’ll see you soon!”
THEN the dual! Now my last dual went average but THIS. I come in and Mackie goes, “Wow,” when he saw my costume. Then I asked them, “Fighting over me or Cap sandwich? Which one?” Seb was deep thinking and then he looked at Mackie for his opinion and Mackie gets this absolute SHIT eating smile when he says “Cap saaaaaandwich.” And so I shuffled between them and they PRESSED their BODIES against ME and Anthony said “You’re like the perfect height for this,” and Seb put his hands on my waist and squeezed and oh god his back muscles and Mackie was CROWDING me so close, if it looks like he’s not touching me it’s because he’s being a lil shit and pressing his front to my back in a lascivious and welcome manner oh GoD.
But the best part was after, when I was leaving, Mackie turns to Seb and points to my costume and they both talk about how I’m Indian Cap and how that’s clever. And then Seb says to Mackie, “You remember her from Philly, Ruchi!”
I just. Wow. And I’m doing it all again tmrw.